Pat Moment #658

Chalk up another one. Not a huge back story with this Pat Moment, just a typical Pat Moment. Basically me and the coworkers were at the soccer stadium trying out a on field promotion for an upcoming soccer game which is basically a punt pass and kick with a soccer ball. So we were trying it out on this really sunny day and the promotion was going fine and we were kind of joking around with the soccer ball. I had my sunglasses on my head because it was so sunny and one of my coworkers kicked the ball towards me. Trying to show off my mad soccer skills in front of my coworkers, I decided while the soccer ball was in mid flight coming towards me that I was going to try and head butt the ball. As the ball began it decent to me I was lining up with my head thinking I was going to make an awesome head butt. The only thing stopping me from performing a kick ass head butt was that I forgot my sunglasses were on my forehead. I came to that realization when the ball was a foot away from my head and then it was too late. The ball decided to hit my sunglasses dead on and then pierce an indentation of the sunglasses into my forehead. It hurt like hell and had a nice sunglasses lump in my forehead, but I think I impressed everyone with my mad soccer skills though.