Did I not get the memo? Was I out to lunch at the time? Was I sick that day? Where was I? Can some one explain to me how every girl seems to be in a relationship right now? Did I miss out when everyone was pairing up and I was just the only one left out. I feel like in grade school when the class had to pair up for a science project and because our class had odd numbers I was always left out, which meant I had to be a third wheel to another pair, which explains why I am so good at it now. I just keep meeting girls and I keep finding out that they are in a relationship. Here is how a typical conversation goes when I meet a girl.
Me: "Hi my name is Pat, what is yours?"
Girl: "ummm my name is _________" (insert fake girls name)
Me: "Wow that is a cool name" (storing it in my head so I can facebook her later)
Me: "Hey did you know I have a blog?"
Girl: 'Yeah I am waiting for my boyfriend."
These are my typical conversations with women. Now, I think mentioning that I have a blog is not the best pick up line, but my logic is that if they do go to my blog than they will see my sensitive side and want to maybe go on a date...
Darlene (couldn't find her on facebook) if you are reading this, I think there was a connection between you and me at the bar the other night and maybe you would want to go to the local drive-in, ice cream shop, lovers point, or whatever it is that kids do on dates.
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What can I say? It's a bear market. Sooner or later (after interest rates fall) the investing and saving will decrease, and spending will increase. Right now people are not venturing out because of the rates...the rates! That's the only reason I have not dumped Mildred
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