Do I smell?

OK I know when I took this job that I did not know anyone out here. That did not bother me at all, I assumed I would get to know people here or just be by myself, whatever nothing big to me I probably will die a hermit anyway. So I was recently out at a bar and entered into some raffle, I do not remeber doing it for sure but I guess I did because I won. What I won was a free drinks at this bar for 2 hours for me and my "friends". I was presently surprised about winning this but the problem was I did not have any "friends" here to come and enjoy this with me. So I decided to send out an email to people I recently met here telling them about my prize I won and wondering if they would like to join me for free drinks. Guess how many people jumped at the chance to hang out with me. Go ahead guess...lower...lower...lower. Give up...zero. That is right zero people. Basically I could not get people hang out with me even when I offered free beer. If that ain't a kick in the pants. Looks like I will be that guy at the end of the bar who is drinking by himself. Welcome to Ohio State, the most friendly place in the world.