Saturday, August 11, 2007

He's All That

I have started to notice when I meet new people at work or at the bars there is a central theme that keeps getting brought up and it is starting to annoy me. People keep telling me I look like Freddie Prinze Jr. First of all I correct them and tell everyone that its the other way around, he looks like me.


Here are photo evidence that prove Freddie Prinze Jr. is actually copying my style.



oh a suit, real original Freddie and looking away from the camera, where ever did you get that idea from?

He even copied me when I was going through a phase of shaving my head.

Seriously dude stop copying me, get your own style.
I also think that because Freddie is copying me, he stole my girl. That's right, if Sarah Michelle Gellar would have seen me first and not this copy cat, we would be married and having beautiful babies, unlike Freddie which are all going to ugly babies that he teaches to copy me.
Well I guess imitation is the greatest form of flattery.

Though because of his "fame" it is getting a little out of hand in my world. My boss will introduce me to other people in the office as Freddie Prinze Jr. When I go out to a bar people will come up and want to get pictures with me. I am more than happy to take a picture with a fan but I just get annoyed with the paparazzi, I mean I have a right to a private life.
I basically just wanted to get people aware of the fact the Freddie Prinze Jr. is just riding my coat tails and this needs to stop. I am sending Freddie a seise and desist on him copying me. I am also suing Freddie for copyright infringement, I am asking that I get the royalties he collected from his movies because the only way he got those roles was because of his looks (have you seen Summer Catch, he did not get that for his acting). My lawyer, whose office is a mall kiosk, thinks I have a good chance on this case. I will keep you informed on the proceedings, you are going down Freddie. (careful he might change is name to Pat Prinze Jr.)

2 comments:

luke said...

If playboy DeVries isn't stealing your women, it is Mr. Prince. Maybe you need to do something so original that absolutely no one would want to copy you...oh wait, your are at OSU, I know I wouldn't follow you there. GO HAWKS!

Unknown said...

PS
It's PrinZe, not Prince.

You know his dad was Mexican, so you have that advantage.