I do not know about you but when I go out to the bars and have to go to the bathroom I love it when there is a bathroom attendant in there. This has to rank 7th on my list of greatest inventions, just behind air guitar and pushing the key guitar to 8th. I do not know if they have these attendees in the women's bathroom because I have never ever ever ever ever been in a women's bathroom... well it happen two times one time when Lisa from work broke the toilet in the women's bathroom creating some short of massive whirl pool in the toilet. Me being a man and supposedly knowing how to fix these, did my best but could not. The other time was just my accident because they did not label the doors well enough and when I walked in and saw all stalls and no urinals I quickly hit reverse and backed out unnoticed thankfully.
Anyway back to bathroom attendants, these guys are the greatest. He's a quick with a joke or to light up your smoke but there's someplace that he'd rather be. He says "Pat, I believe this is killing me,"as the smile ran away from his face "well I'm sure that I could be a movie star if could get out of this place." la la didi daala la didi daadaa dum. Sorry I was listening to Piano Man while writing.
Bathroom attendants are always there for you when you need a towel or a mint or when you need to smell good, they are the best to suggest which cologne. My guy the other night Randall gave me a good cologne and helped me dry my hands. They are the unsung hero's of the bathroom. I always tip these guys and I suggest that you all do too.
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