Monday, August 6, 2007

With great power comes great responsibility

I do not want to alarm anyone but I think I may have discovered time travel. I know I did not believe myself at first but I began to notice things that fueled my suspension when I moved out to Ohio. First I noticed that my cell phone jumped an hour ahead with out me touching it. Second, the 10 O'clock news did not start at 10, but at 11. Finally some one told me everything is an hour ahead from what I was in Iowa. Don't be alarmed but I have time traveled an hour into the future. First of all it is nothing like the future in Back to the Future II, people are not flying around in hover cars, kids to not have hover boards as skate boards, and there are no sporting book almanacs that I could send back to the present and become a billionaire, trust me I was looking. The future seems to be pretty much the same, George Bush is are president, we are at war in Iraq, and we are having oil problems. Wait a second, maybe I am not in the future at all, but the past? I think I am in 1991, oh my god I must warn the future about boy bands, the XFL, Tom Cruise, and Tickle Me Elmo's.

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