It Pays to work at Ohio State

Don't let me fool you, it pays to work here at Ohio State. I mean besides the monthly stipend just mentioning where I work around here gets people to like me a lot. I called to get basic cable setup at my apartment because it was cheapest and as I was talking to the sales person on the phone he asked what I did for a living, I mentioned how I worked for the Ohio State Buckeyes the guy was so excited for me. He put me on hold and when he came back he said he found a special offer going on right now for the same price as basic cable I can get digital cable. Why the hell not would I do it, so I did. When I called back about some billing stuff I got a different sales rep and told him I was on a special offer and he looked at my sheet and told me that the guy gave me $20 off my cable bill for no reason. Another example I was buying gas at the station and went inside and my bill, it was $20.03 I gave the clerk a $20 and was about to get some change out of my pocket when the clerk told me to keep my money, I did not even explain to him that I worked for the Buckeyes and he pulled some money from a special holder on the counter, I think that holder is just for Buckeye employees like myself. Things are looking up for me.