Sorry for not posting in a while but I just got Internet at home so let me try to catch you up on things:
It has been one week since I officially arrived in Ohio State and there were some complications on the way. First I was going to leave Minnesota on Monday morning around 4am for the 12 hour drive with my mom and my lady mobile aka the lady getter aka PT Cruiser, really it was the 94 Ford Escort Wagon. Well fate decided that the lady getter has served its time and decided to crap out on me and was just about to kill me if I attempted to drive to Ohio with it. Well with the cost higher than the car would be worth I decided to purchase my mothers car which was a total change of scenery for me…are you ready…ladies look out, next time I will be picking you up in my new 98 Subaru Outback Wagon. The wagon life line continues, I am like a soccer mom but with wagons. Anyway do to all this we did not leave MN till about 1 pm which meant we got into Ohio at 3am their time. Needless to say it was a long trip. But there was some humor along the trip. We took a gas break just after crossing into Indiana at around midnight and I went to the bathroom in this gas station and usually in side men's restrooms there is typically a condom machine, because I know when someone is about get lucky you need to swing by 7-Eleven first. But what about the people who are not getting lucky...Yet. Well have no fear because in this restroom their was a machine for condoms and a machine that sprayed cologne. For a quarter you got to choose from 5 different popular colognes, stand right in front of the machine, move a dial to your cologne and then push in a button to get sprayed on. Sadly no matter what cologne comes out they still smell all the same...a 7-Eleven bathroom.
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